fish kiss

Fish turns the tables on fisherman

Then they have an idea. They cut the head off the fish.

He catches a very large fish and is on cloud nine!

But the fish turns the tables on the fisherman and bites his nose.

KONAKOVO, RUSSIA   One day, a Russian man is fishing at a lake near Moscow.  He is crazy about this sport. 

It won’t let go.   The poor fisherman is in hot water now.  “Take it easy,” his friends advise.

Finally, doctors in a local hospital set the fisherman free.  “Play it safe,” they tell him.   “Don’t kiss any more fish!”

Then he begins to show off for his pals.  He grabs the fish and kisses it right on the mouth.

But the fish still won’t let go of the fisherman’s nose.  It has strong teeth!